When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via forget-all-the-diamonds-you-ate)
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
(via h-to-the-a-to-the-yley)
this website rlly informed me about rape culture and sexuality and just like made me more knowledgeable abt stuff in general however it’s also a very dark environment sometimes because it facilitates self loathing and romanticizes depression and other mental disorders
so thanks but also fuck you
(via forget-all-the-diamonds-you-ate)
i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
(via forget-all-the-diamonds-you-ate)
*drops to one knee*
*drops on the other knee*
*lays down and falls asleep*
(via looneymegan)
do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot
(Source: ectogasmic, via looneymegan)
do i revise for the three exams i have tomorrow or do i start a new season of supernatural
(via looneymegan)
